" was a better smuggler than a knight, a better knight than a King’s hand, a better King’s hand than a husband.

(Source: virsenya, via twin-city-ankh-and-morpork)

Women of the Warehouse

(Source: damianodefense, via maiagaru)

Skye in every episode: Yes Men (1x15)

(via just-another-high-kid)

Donald Sutherland wins Choice Movie Villain

(Source: mockingjaysource, via just-another-high-kid)

merrvpippins:

Discworld Witches + text posts: Part III

(via twin-city-ankh-and-morpork)

"Kings and lords come and go and leave nothing but statues in a desert, while a couple of young men tinkering in a workshop change the way the world works."

— Lord Vetinari in The Truth by Terry Pratchett (via thehistorymonks)

(via twin-city-ankh-and-morpork)

"Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day, but set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life."

— Melisandre, A Clash of Kings (via incorrectgotquotes)

(via twin-city-ankh-and-morpork)

Why has your face all coloured in?

(Source: boniferhasty, via doctorwho)

(Source: claraoswin, via doctorwho)

dianiza:

fararaday:

emmasjones:

didn’t she divorce the captain

That last comment XD

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"It contained forbidden knowledge.

Well, not actually forbidden. No-one had ever gone so far as forbidding it. Apart from anything else, in order to forbid it you’d have to know what it was, which was forbidden. But it definitely contained the sort of information which, once you knew it, you wished you hadn’t."

—  Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures (via discworldquotes)

(via twin-city-ankh-and-morpork)