"Everybody present laughed nervously, except Lord Vetinari, who just laughed."

— Terry Pratchett, Raising Steam (via thisismeok)

(via twin-city-ankh-and-morpork)

thiswandcouldbealittlemoresonic:

You looked inside of me and you saw hatred. That’s not victory. 

(via doctorwho)

"Mr. Lipwig had been in trouble, but it seemed to Igor that trouble hit Mr. Lipwig like a big wave hitting a flotilla of ducks. Afterward, there was no wave but there was still a lot of duck."

— Making Money, Terry Pratchett, 2007 (via mzminola)

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hellofromtumblr:

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Eighty-five million blog posts are published on Tumblr every day, and we’re constantly inspired by the endless sea of creativity you produce. Thanks for making this place so awesome.
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hellofromtumblr:

We love you!

Eighty-five million blog posts are published on Tumblr every day, and we’re constantly inspired by the endless sea of creativity you produce. Thanks for making this place so awesome.

See What We Mean

Mondays

  • Boss: blah, blah, blah work
  • Me: I just came to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling so attacked right now

"I was one of them. Now I rather think I am one of me."

— Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time (via honor-thyself)

(via twin-city-ankh-and-morpork)

Before it d i s a p p e a r s from the world.

(Source: tywins, via twin-city-ankh-and-morpork)

onepleiad:

Game of Thrones meme: nine characters [5/9]

↳ Cersei Lannister

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Inspirational Message from The Doctor

underground-nerd-girl:

9th: Run for your life!

10th: Always bring a Banana to a Party.

11th:Remember, I am Definitely a mad man with a box.

12th: Don’t Be Lasagne.

(Source: underground-nerd-life)

make me choose
     ↳ supernatural-slayer asked: glory or the first?

(via rubyslucas)

"Don’t be lasagne"

— Doctor Who (via doctorwho)

(Source: thejoebelluniverse, via doctorwho)

(Source: geronimoriver, via doctorwho)

  • Doctor: Am I right, teach?
  • Clara: Top of the class!
  • THESE TWO ARE SO ADORABLE